BROJOB

A BROJOB is when a man gives another man a no-strings blowjob just to help a bro out. Men have the ability to have sex with each other without it being a big deal or bringing weird or uncomfortable feelings into it. For better or worse, that’s just how it is. When two friends do it for each other, some real magic can happen.

This song is based on true stories, both from experience and from hearing from other men. It’s a common occurrence and not just a fantasy. It might be hard to ask for a brojob, but ask a man who likes to make other men feel good. He will be willing to help a bro out.

The song is playful and fun and take is as seriously as you want to.

BROJOB LYRICS

sitting here with no job

i gotta best friend

and he’s kind of a snob

when it comes to sex

he likes girls that are pretty

with barely a brain

they treat him pretty shitty

and they always complain

my friend is so hot

he don’t need them

when he comes over

this what i’ll tell him

i wanna give you a bro job

just let me slob on your knob

pull it out

treat me like a dog

let me give you a brojob

now i know he might say no

his face will turn red

when he thinks of his best friend

giving him excellent head

he knows of my skills

he’s joked around

that is he gets too horny

a man could really get down

it’s no laughing matter

when it comes to this

i’m his best friend

and i’ve got lips

i wanna give him a bro job

bob my head on his knob

pull it out

gobble it like a hog

i gotta give him a bro job

so hey, i’ve been thinking. we’ve been friends for a really long time. i know you haven’t been seeing any girls lately and i was wondering how you were, um, getting off. i know you’re kind of vanilla and that you know i am kind of wild. i’m not seeing anyone right now. maybe you could come over and kick back and, uh, we could watch a movie. if you know what i mean.

he comes over

sits on my couch

i sit beside him

a lean back slouch

we put on a movie

it’s something he likes

girl on girl action

fingers in dikes

he rubs himself

i rub myself, too

i touch his belt

and you know what i do